Our 2009 Season
Jan. 2 - Jan. 31
Fridays @ 8:00 pm and
|Beane (Alex Walters) and Joan meet for lunch.
Beane: "You have to Try this. It's Unbelievable."
Joan: "It's a turkey sandwich.
|Joan (Melita Sagar) and Harry (Joe Hernandez) discuss Joan's intern that she just fired.
Joan: "I'm saying isn't it reasonable to expect that she be competent."
Harry: "That depends.
|Joan and Harry observe as Beane starts to strip.
Beane: "Hey, you have a washer, plus these pants could probably use a soak. - "
Joan: "BEANE. If you take your clothes off in my house if I glimpse your naked penis I am going to converge on you with this corkscrew there will be blood, I'm not kidding."
|Joan: "How're you doing. Did you eat today?"
Beane: "Is it Thursday?"
Joan: "you know I'm not sure."
Beane: "I ate on Thursday."
|Joan: "You like it?"
Harry: "I'ts not a thing of liking it, it's a thing of The Fucking Robe Makes My Insides Hurt."